Not Drunk Yet!

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Not Drunk Yet is a browser arcade game that plays directly in your browser without any installation. You control a character navigating a side-scrolling environment while their coordination degrades over time, simulating increasing intoxication through progressively looser and more unpredictable movement controls. The game is divided into numbered stages, each introducing new obstacles such as barriers, moving platforms, and gaps that demand timing and spatial awareness. Your score accumulates based on distance traveled and collectible items grabbed along the route. A stamina or sobriety meter depletes as you make contact with hazards, and three hits typically end the current run. Early stages are manageable with straightforward inputs, but by stage four or five the exaggerated physics make precise movement genuinely difficult. Leaderboard scores are tracked per session so you can compare totals with other players. A single run lasts roughly three to seven minutes depending on how far you progress, making it well suited to short breaks.